Sep 10 2008

Gravity is a cruel mistress.

This is what a $12 bottle of laundry detergent looks like:

THIS huge bottle fell off the washer during the spin cycle.

This is what 110 loads of laundry detergent looks like after it runs all over your laundry room floor:


I just threw the rug out the window.

Huge, huge mess

Why did it all have to run THAT WAY?

It may not seem like a lot in the pictures, but keep in mind that the floor UNDER my two washers and dryers is completely soaked in green goo, and in the furthest corner from where I can reach, it’s about half an inch deep.

Now. Will somebody remind me that shit tends to fall off the top of the washer during the spin cycle before I decide to set the laundry soap up there again?

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Oct 19 2007

Cold Sores are Pretty.

NOT! I woke up feeling that familiar tingle on the edge of my lip. I HATE getting cold sores! I’ll go months and months and months with nothing, and then I end up getting them one after the other. I just had one when we went down to Colorado Springs last month – not even a month ago! Thank God for Acyclovir/Zovirax, man – that’s all I have to say about it. Do you get cold sores? If you do, ask your doctor about this drug – it really does make them go away! It’s not instant or anything, but if I start taking it regularly as soon as I feel the tingle, I can shorten the duration from a week and a half down to just a few days of grossness – and I can sometimes keep it from popping out at all, if I’m lucky. Miracle drug, there.

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