Apr 17 2009

And now I’m drinking my dinner.

We’re having weird THUNDER SNOW and it seems like it’s causing me to have a weird day. In the span of about half an hour, I…

  • Left my warm house in a blizzard with all my children for apparently no reason, because I ended up dropping Kayley at her dad’s house a half a mile from school. I feel relatively certain if we’d had better communication, K’s dad’s girlfriend could have easily picked her up and saved me the trip. But while I was stuck in the pickup line, I…
  • Sent what I thought was a funny, kind of naughty text to my husband where I mentioned his weiner and the possibility of getting freaky tonight, except I didn’t send it to him. I sent it to HIS BEST FRIEND INSTEAD. So, while I died a thousand deaths, I drove home withOUT Kayley, where I…
  • Got stuck in my own driveway because of all the snow, and had to put my Tahoe in 4wd to get up my driveway, even though we’re NOT SUPPOSED TO USE 4WD AT ALL until we get new tires, because one of our tires is the wrong tread size, and apparently, driving in 4WD while this is the case will cause the engine to fall out or something. I thought I could be sneaky and use 4WD for like, three feet, to get up my driveway and into my garage, but NO, now my Tahoe is STUCK IN 4WD and I’m totally busted! And speaking of busted, I decided to go get the mail while I was out there and I…
  • Fell on my ass between the driveway and the mailbox while wearing Crocs in slippery snow, and left perfect assprints and a left handprint in the snow where I tried to catch myself. I would have taken a picture, but they’ve long been snowed over. While trying to nurse my wounded pride, I called my sister to tell her this story and she laughed at me, and then told my mom about me sending a dirty text to Paul’s friend. Thanks, sissie. Love you!

Colorado springtime snow, you can suck a fat dick. You’ve ruined my whole day!!

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