Feb
24
2009
True conversation:
Lexi: Sometimes? I fart very, very quietly and you don’t hear me fart.
::noise occurs::
Nikki: I heard THAT one!
Lexi: That was NOT a FART, Nikki! That was my chair!
Nikki: That came out of your butt! It was not your chair!
Lexi: And you can’t smell anything!
Nikki: Actually? It’s stinky like farts over here.
Lexi: It is stinky like farts.
Nikki: Neber mind, it’s just my cheeseburger.
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Jul
12
2008
And the asses of my children as well. Getting up at the o’dark thirty is TORTURE! The kids are so tired after being at school all day, they’re cranky and grouchy all evening. I’m dying. Dying, I tell you! But, it’s wonderful! The kids LOVE their new school and I love it too. I want to tell you all about it, but I just can’t bring myself to sit in front of this computer right now, when it’s Saturday and there’s a perfectly good couch for me to lie on right over there —-> Nope, can’t do it. Mama’s too tired!
But I will tonight. I’ll tell you all the wonderful and amazing things about their new school and how it’s rocking our socks off and how Pablo’s whole life is going to change as a result of going here. It’s all good, man.
In the mean time, I’ll leave you with this picture I took last night of the girls, because it cracks me up!
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