Mar 9 2010

I just want to ORDER a McGangBang!

One of the things that’s great about having a teenager is that I always seem to learn new words. Words like…McGANGBANG!

Do you know what a McGangBang is? You can check Urban Dictionary for the official definition, but I’ll fill you in. It’s a McChicken sandwich placed between the two patties of a McDouble. Like so:

McGangBang

I really have no interest whatsoever in EATING a McGangBang, but I do want to order one! I wonder if they’ll know what it is at our Mickey D’s? I’m sure it’s likelier that they know in our old ‘hood.

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Feb 9 2010

My washer is lame.

I hate to talk bad about my washer – especially in case I’m tempting fate by doing so – but man is it pissing me off! With four little kids, I find that I’m FREQUENTLY washing bedding, and almost every time I do, I have to run an extra rinse cycle to get rid of all the soap, and an extra spin cycle, too. If I don’t do that extra spin, my kids’ comforters come out weighing thirty pounds because they’re still full of water.

Besides all of THAT, I find that my washer smells like ass a good portion of the time. I regularly clean out the filter assembly, but I’ve recently found out that front loading washers typically smell like mildew. There are a billion sites online where people are bitching about this very thing – I’m surprised nobody’s come out with some special laundry additive for front loaders that takes away the ass smell. I always leave the door open when the washer isn’t in use – but it’s still stinky.

Now you understand my addiction to Gain Apple Mango Tango detergent. I need something intoxicatingly fruity to comfort my offended nose!

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