I’m burned out on the internet. I don’t want to blog. Actually, I DO want to blog, but I don’t want to worry about what I’m writing. I just want to write the way I used to write, about my kids and my husband and my life and completely boring crap that nobody will find [...]

I’m realizing that there’s nothing worse than listening to a kid whine. Except, of course, listening to a kid FAKE CRY. I’m getting so aggravated, investigating these incidents! Here’s how it usually plays out:

Lexi: WAHHHHHHH-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA! AHHHHHHHH, WAHHHHHH!

Mommy: Lexi! What’s wrong, honey?

Lexi: Mom! I’m not crying, MY BABY IS CRYING. Can’t you hear her? WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mommy: Your [...]

I can’t think of a more appropriate post than the one I did last year on this special day, so I’m going to be lazy and repost it.

Avast, me hearties! Today, September 19th, be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrr, check out the Top Ten Talk Like A Pirate Day Pickup Lines:

Top Ten Pickup [...]

I’ve had “No School - Kayley” written on tomorrow’s date on the calendar for months now. The other day, it occurred to me that hey, the kids are all in the same school district, perhaps the little ones don’t have school either? I had just hung up the fancy district calendar the little ones [...]

I’ve just realized something about myself: I’ve reached the stage in life where I no longer think tattoos are a good idea. Now why couldn’t this epiphany have occurred about ten years and half a dozen tattoos ago?

I used to loooove tattoos, and, truth be told, I still love seeing beautifully done, elaborate pieces that [...]