
Paul and I have a Chuck Norris obsession that goes way back. It’s not like we’re new to the Chuck Norris jokes. I mean, how could you miss them? Conan O’Brien showcased the absurd awesomeness of Walker, Texas Ranger as a regular feature on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. And Chuck Norris even appeared on Family Guy! But this book was something we hadn’t seen before. Paul picked it up the other day at the store, and we’ve been laughing our asses off reading it to each other ever since then.
And here’s the bummer – I just realized Chuck Norris isn’t happy about his portrayal in this book, and is litigating the author. That sucks! It’s all in fun, Chuck. Nothing but love, REALLY! Life is hard, and if you can laugh a little, then I think that’s a good thing. In the spirit of laughing until you cry, I want to give one of YOU, one of my amazing LaLaGirl readers, your very own copy of this book. You want it! You know it!
All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, with your favorite Fact About Chuck Norris. My all-time favorite: Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. Hee!
I’ll randomly draw a winner on Friday, May 22nd, and the winner will receive a copy of the book, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human.
Laura, also known as LaLaGirl, is the mother of a teenager and two young sets of twins. She's happily married, loves living in Colorado, and writes almost daily about married life, raising multiples, and parenting a child with autism. In addition to playing Barbies and pretending to eat plastic food all day, Laura spends most of her time folding clean laundry, obsessing about the amount of sugar her kids eat, and vacuuming up Polly Pocket accessories. She's obsessed with Yo Gabba Gabba, red wine, and Family Guy. Questions? Just ask. Care to Subscribe by Email?
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cupcakeninja
May 18th, 2009 at 12:50 am
I saw this the other day on a consumer blog and it had me crackin’ up:
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Jerry Grasso
May 18th, 2009 at 5:47 am
Chuck Norris does not get wet, water gets Chuck Norris’ed.
I want that book!
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Lisa
May 18th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Have you tried googling Chuck Norris? My daughter showed me this the other day. If you google Chuck Norris, a page comes up saying Chuck Norris can not be found. Chuck Norris will find you. Too funny!
Lisas last blog post..How Would I Live Without Them
Christy
May 18th, 2009 at 9:46 am
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Oh and how cool am I that my hubby and son’s middle names are both WALKER. Coincidence? I think not. Hope Conan brings that bit to the Tonight Show!!
Emily
May 18th, 2009 at 10:20 am
I was just reading some “facts” about Chuck Norris the other day. My step-dad is infatuated with him. He sat reading this book at Christmas and just giggled and giggled. I try to come up with a new Chuck Norris-ism everytime we visit home. My new favorite:
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace, because it is what he calls everything around him.
Jennifer
May 18th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I like this one: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Casual Perfectionist
May 19th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
This is hilarious! Are you on Facebook? They have all kinds of “flair” buttons created for the Chuck Norris fans. One of my favorites is “The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.” LOL!
The Casual Perfectionists last blog post..She had me at Skinny
LaLaLaura
May 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Yep – actually, Kayley has ALL of them on her Flair page! LOL!
Deanna
May 20th, 2009 at 3:03 am
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
^_^ Sorry, I’m a lurker, but I love Chuck Norris jokes, too.
Erica
May 20th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What’s that? You say there’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either.
I totally want that book!
Zuba
May 21st, 2009 at 9:17 am
HA! I follow Chuck Norris on twitter which is all about him punching a dollar and ending up with a bag of nickles etc etc etc.
So funny that Eddie and I do the whole Chuck thing back and forth too. lmao.
I’m in!
sherry
May 21st, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I love Chuck Norris jokes! I think my favorite is “They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.” But I’m also prone to giggling at “Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.”
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LaLaLaura
May 26th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Wow, only eleven entries, huh? Guess the Chuck Norris thing is played out! Oh well! No worries. I’m still giving the book away to one of YOU awesome people! And the winner is…
::drumroll::
Jerry from Autistic Dad!
Yay!
Thanks for playing. Jerry, email me your address and I’ll get it in the mail to ya.
bob
September 16th, 2009 at 10:57 am
omg chuck norris sucks
LaLaLaura
September 16th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
He says, “So does your mama.”