And now I’m drinking my dinner.
We’re having weird THUNDER SNOW and it seems like it’s causing me to have a weird day. In the span of about half an hour, I…
- Left my warm house in a blizzard with all my children for apparently no reason, because I ended up dropping Kayley at her dad’s house a half a mile from school. I feel relatively certain if we’d had better communication, K’s dad’s girlfriend could have easily picked her up and saved me the trip. But while I was stuck in the pickup line, I…
- Sent what I thought was a funny, kind of naughty text to my husband where I mentioned his weiner and the possibility of getting freaky tonight, except I didn’t send it to him. I sent it to HIS BEST FRIEND INSTEAD. So, while I died a thousand deaths, I drove home withOUT Kayley, where I…
- Got stuck in my own driveway because of all the snow, and had to put my Tahoe in 4wd to get up my driveway, even though we’re NOT SUPPOSED TO USE 4WD AT ALL until we get new tires, because one of our tires is the wrong tread size, and apparently, driving in 4WD while this is the case will cause the engine to fall out or something. I thought I could be sneaky and use 4WD for like, three feet, to get up my driveway and into my garage, but NO, now my Tahoe is STUCK IN 4WD and I’m totally busted! And speaking of busted, I decided to go get the mail while I was out there and I…
- Fell on my ass between the driveway and the mailbox while wearing Crocs in slippery snow, and left perfect assprints and a left handprint in the snow where I tried to catch myself. I would have taken a picture, but they’ve long been snowed over. While trying to nurse my wounded pride, I called my sister to tell her this story and she laughed at me, and then told my mom about me sending a dirty text to Paul’s friend. Thanks, sissie. Love you!
Colorado springtime snow, you can suck a fat dick. You’ve ruined my whole day!!
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LaLaGirl is the mother of a teenager and two young sets of twins. She's happily married, loves living in Colorado, and writes almost daily about married life, raising multiples, and parenting a child with autism.
Oh no. *hugs*
Hahaha, THAT is great! I sent a ‘fun love note’ probably a lot like yours to Geoff’s co-worker on accident. Oops. I was TOTALLY embarrassed!
I probably shouldn’t be laughing but I totally am. I sent a text to my husband….or I thought I sent it to him….it was about how I had “gone to brazil” and was looking forward to him coming home. He’d been on a business trip and he had been texting me FROM HIS CO WORKERS PHONE and I did not know this. I thought it was kind of strange that he wasn’t all turned on when he came off the plane. Finally I asked him about it and he told me that I had sent it to the wrong phone. I. about. died. Thankfully it was a pretty long text that I had sent via email so the worst part of it didn’t go through. Phew!
I’m sorry Spring is treating you so badly.
OK, now my kids think I’m crazy for laughing at my computer, but you just reminded me of why I had so much fun with you at our lunch in La Jolla!
LOL. I can’t think of any better set of reasons to drink your dinner.