I swear, we’re like the Fart Family.

True conversation:

Lexi: Sometimes? I fart very, very quietly and you don’t hear me fart.

::noise occurs::

Nikki: I heard THAT one!

Lexi: That was NOT a FART, Nikki! That was my chair!

Nikki: That came out of your butt! It was not your chair!

Lexi: And you can’t smell anything!

Nikki: Actually? It’s stinky like farts over here.

Lexi: It is stinky like farts.

Nikki: Neber mind, it’s just my cheeseburger.

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