Um. I had a sex dream about a guy I went to high school with. THANKS, FACEBOOK. Jeez. Woke up feeling all guilty and everything.

Also? I washed all the towels yesterday and forgot to get any out of the dryer for Paul. I’ll bet he was all kinds of pissed this morning when he got out of the shower!

I think I’m going to do something fun and crafty with the kids, since they have a mad case of UpTheAssItis. Oh my goodness, how are we going to manage being home from school until November 11th?

P.S. My kids really love that show Pinky Dinky Doo, but they call it Dicky Dicky Doo. Is it evil for me not to correct them, but instead giggle like a 12-year-old every time they mention it? Yeah. I know it is.

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