I can’t think of a more appropriate post than the one I did last year on this special day, so I’m going to be lazy and repost it.

Avast, me hearties! Today, September 19th, be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrr, check out the Top Ten Talk Like A Pirate Day Pickup Lines:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 - Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9 - Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8 - Come on up and see me urchins.
7 - Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6 - I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5 - Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4 - How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3 - Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2 - Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1 - Prepare to be boarded!

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