Yay for Clorox wipes.
I just got done cleaning vomit out of Nikki’s carseat. Woohoo! We were on the freeway, so I had to pull off and get her cleaned up with napkins and find something else for her to wear, in the 30 degree wind. Yippee!
I’m just wondering. Do your kids ever make it convenient for you to clean up their vomit? Because my kids are hardwired to only barf in the following places:
a. Their beds.
b. My bed.
c. On the couch, particularly on the cushions that don’t come off.
d. In my van.
e. In a shopping cart at a store.
f. At someone else’s house, ESPECIALLY someone who doesn’t have children.
What the hell, man? They NEVER throw up in the kitchen on the vinyl floor, or while they’re taking a bath. It’s against toddler law, I guess.
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Laura, also known as LaLaGirl, is the mother of a teenager and two young sets of twins. She's happily married, loves living in Colorado, and writes almost daily about married life, raising multiples, and parenting a child with autism.
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November 28th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Awww! Hope Nikki’s feeling okay! Bummer you had to clean up puke – I hate that. Andrew’s always been really good about making it to the toilet – Sky, not so much.
November 28th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
My kids would throw up on the carpet around the toilet, but never in the toilet.
I think our kids are like dogs when they throw up, they never throw up on the floor, always the carpet!
November 28th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
My daughter used to be a huge puker. She always threw up in the most embarrassing places – many time in the grocery store, at the ice skating rink, all over me, and of course her car seat. After a while it didn’t even bother me!
November 29th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Okay…EW!
My nephew did that in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere. It was horrible, and we got to drive through the mountains with the windows down because the car smelled so awful even though we cleaned him up.
Hope she’s doing okay!
November 30th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
poor baby! Emilee threw up everywhere when she was little and still very sickly. The BEST place of all was the ER – (on carpet), she had a very high fever and they kept poo pooing me! late nite Bitches! Now that she’s older, she tries so hard not to inconvenience anyone! She’s overly sweet that way by going into the bathroom if she even suspects something. I’m all over getting a bucket and heading back to your room where you’re at least comfortable!
December 3rd, 2006 at 8:25 am
Katrina was my puker. Try from the top bunk along the wall, onto her fabric stereo speakers or off the side with splashes landing on her sleeping brother. Yuk. I’m glad that’s just a memory now.